Kevin Jacoby

About Kevin Jacoby

Kevin Jacoby is CEO of Rain Computers, a bass player, singer/songwriter, rather tall, fond of sushi and cheeseburgers.

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We Are The 6 Percent

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Oh, those wacky percents. The 99 Percent is disenfranchised, the 1 Percent is fat and rich, Romney says 47 percent of the country wrote him off already. He’s right. Since the birth of the Occupy Movement, we have become a … Continue reading

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Kevin Jacoby Invented Android

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Full disclosure: that title is an utter fabrication of the truth. I could no more create a smart phone operating system than invent and subsequently pilot a solar-powered space shuttle from the dark side of the moon to the biggest … Continue reading

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In Defense of Smooth Jazz

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God forbid Jami McGraw, Rain’s young director of all things technical, deigns to step foot into my office while any sort of instrumental, non-classical, post-modern, post-fusion, post-bop – I hesitate to utter the word “smooth” – music is dancing forth … Continue reading

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In Which The Author Endorses Pandora (For Now)

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“How can you be a musician when you hate music?” Keith mockingly snarked at me after I again turned up my Adrien Brody-esque nose at a Lou Reed track I found particularly annoying. This after turning up that same nose … Continue reading

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Super Committee My Ass

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Gridlock. It used to be enjoyed only by those of us in cities big enough to officially have way too many cars. In NYC, the phenomenon occurs when an intersection becomes clogged with vehicles, those both already in the flow … Continue reading

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Down With Cable

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I did it. I cut the umbilical that had me tethered to a high speed network of terrible content and an almost continuous loop of Evan Almighty. I am currently stealing $150 from Time Warner every single month. Or at … Continue reading

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Made in the USA

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I’m a transplant. I was actually born in South Africa directly preceding a quick jump to Toronto when I was a wee tike. That said, I am the first in my family to grow up in North America. I was exposed by … Continue reading

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Do Pass On The Right

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I really like to drive. I just don’t like to do it when other people are on the road. Unfortunately I live in New York City with 9 million other drivers and work in New Jersey with 9 million terrible … Continue reading

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Recognizing Potential

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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who look at a slab of marble and see David, and those who look at a slab of marble and see a slab of marble. I am constantly reminding myself … Continue reading

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Opera Is Awesome. I Hate Opera.

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So I’m tooling along in the Cooper the other day listening to whatever. All of a sudden my aging iPod Nano starts pumping The New Yorker podcast throughout the cavernous interior of my chariot. The subject matter was a look … Continue reading

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The Gear Fetish: A Musician’s Friend

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When we were kids, Keith Link and I used to hang out at a music store near his house called George’s Music. It was your standard fare, the walls lined with guitars, disgruntled musicians behind the counter wearing ties and … Continue reading

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News Flash: People Are Good

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The clock hits 12am. It’s May 13th. It’s my birthday. I’m in a good mood. Despite the fact that I’m coming dangerously close to 40 (or perhaps because of it), I find myself reflecting on humanity, as it too grows … Continue reading

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Please Spy On Me

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So, I’m innocently browsing the interwebs the other day and I stop on a site talking about music. As I’m browsing through the content, a Rain Computers’ ad pops up and offers me a Rain computer (oh, the irony). In … Continue reading

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I Wish American Cars Were Cool

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Last weekend I dragged my long-suffering fiance, Cora, to the New York Auto Show. Despite not even having a drivers license, she conducted herself with great aplomb as I darted around to my favorite shiny objects like a 15 year … Continue reading

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One Thing Leads To Another

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Perhaps one day I’ll write one of those disposable business books. Something along the lines of Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Music School. Because, though Wharton it most certainly was not, I’ve come to realize that I’m … Continue reading

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